AnimalChat phone assistant
A phone line that is never busy
An assistant picks up every call straight away. The caller explains freely what they need — no keypad menu, no keywords. It reads back what it understood, answers one factual question directly, puts the caller through to your team as soon as they ask, and passes everything else on to you.
What every call leaves behind: a message in the animal's record, with name, request and the wording of the conversation. Your usual number stays the same, and your clients have nothing new to learn.
What it explicitly is not: a conversation partner. It holds no dialogue, answers no follow-up questions and negotiates nothing. It listens, confirms and passes on. Where it promised more, it would disappoint.
01 · Listen
Hear it for yourself
We record your own greeting — with the name of your practice — and send it to you. That answers the question “will my clients want this?” better than any description.
02 · How it works
What a call looks like
- 1
Your phone does not ring
The assistant answers after the first ring, gives your practice name — and says that it is an assistant.
- 2
The caller speaks freely
No “press two for appointments”. They say in their own words what it is about.
- 3
It reads back what it understood
Anyone who wants to correct something just says so — no need to start over.
- 4
Simple enquiries are handled
Opening hours, directions, which animals you treat: answered without you noticing a thing.
- 5
Anyone who wants a person gets one
One sentence is enough, at any point — then your phone rings. Everything else lands as a message in the animal's record.
03 · Weighed honestly
Four questions we answer before you ask
Including the two uncomfortable ones.
What changes
from day oneWhat it cannot do
and whyWhat it can grow into
over weeksWhat you rightly ask
and our answer04 · Where it fits
Who this is worth it for — and who not
Worth it
- Practices where regularly nobody can pick up — lunchtime, surgery, peak hours.
- Practices where the phone interrupts consultations.
- Practices with a phone system and direct lines — there the setup takes minutes.
- Practices that want to know who called without getting through.
Your own number: €99 setup, €39 a month — on top of the AnimalChat plan from €29 a month, the first 14 days free. Pricing
Not (yet) worth it
- Practices with a permanently staffed reception that manages every call — then we replace nothing, we only get in the way.
- Practices whose main problem is booking appointments. The assistant cannot do that today.
- Practices with a single line and one phone that do not want to go without transfers.
Get in touch anyway — these are exactly the cases we want to see before we decide the next step.
05 · Commitments
What we explicitly do not promise
We do not promise that nobody waits any more. Anyone who wants to speak to a person waits until someone is free — as before.
We do not promise that every emergency is correctly recognised. We promise to decide in favour of the emergency in case of doubt, and to name the way to the emergency service when we reach nobody.
We do not promise medical advice. That remains your job, and we do not want to take it from you.
We do not promise a conversation. The assistant listens, confirms and passes on — it does not discuss and answers no follow-up questions. Anyone expecting more because we hinted at more would rightly be disappointed.
We promise that no call is left lying with us: what reaches us lands in your record, with its wording. That is the commitment we want to be measured by.
Hear your own greeting
Enter your practice name, we record it and send it to you.
Free, no account needed. We reply by email.
